Transcript of a phone conversation between Joe and I:
Him: “How’s it going?”
Me: “Okay. Oh, you know what I had this morning?”
Me: “Not toilet paper!”
Him: [hysterical laughing]
If I were a slightly more evil person, I would have taken every scrap of paper product out of the house with me this morning. I certainly considered it.
But I’m reasonable. Instead, I informed him, once his hysteria died down, that I am finally ordering a toilet paper roll holder.
My turn to laugh.